Terms of Service

Welcome to AstroTrump! By using this website, you agree to the following terms of service. Tremendous policies, believe me. Read them carefully — they’re the best terms, truly.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing AstroTrump, you confirm that you agree to these terms and conditions. If you disagree, you are free to leave the site — but trust me, you’ll be missing out.

2. Use of Content

All content on this site, including horoscopes, satirical content, and other materials, is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Believe me, it’s just for laughs.

3. Intellectual Property

All content on AstroTrump, including logos, designs, and articles, is the property of AstroTrump. Unauthorized use, reproduction, or distribution of this content is strictly prohibited unless otherwise approved in writing. Tremendous originality is protected here.

4. Limitation of Liability

AstroTrump is not responsible for any cosmic misalignments, inaccurate predictions, or intergalactic misunderstandings. Use the site at your own risk — the stars don’t lie, but we might exaggerate for comedic effect.

5. Changes to Terms

AstroTrump reserves the right to modify these terms at any time. Updates will be posted on this page. Keep checking back — just like you’d check your horoscope!

6. Contact Us

If you have any questions about these terms, feel free to reach out. We’re always here, like the stars themselves. The link to the contact form is below.